1. Drawstring waist? Check.
Baggy ass? Yup, got that.
Elasticized ankles? Uh huh.
These J. Crew pants are a perfect storm of hideous. And they’re sold out. At $400 a pop. This is some real potlatch, vomitorium, delirious excess in the face of a dimming sun kind of shit. Photos of actual wearers, please.

    Drawstring waist? Check.

    Baggy ass? Yup, got that.

    Elasticized ankles? Uh huh.

    These J. Crew pants are a perfect storm of hideous. And they’re sold out. At $400 a pop. This is some real potlatch, vomitorium, delirious excess in the face of a dimming sun kind of shit. Photos of actual wearers, please.

  2. Web developers, designers, social media folk + biz peeps coming to @BrooklynBeta Oct. 21+22 http://ow.ly/2wTIu

  3. RT @BBDeal: Have 5 pairs of tix to @BAMcinematek Vampire series….picking winners 9/2! http://ow.ly/2wLQN #BAMpire

  4. We have a fun assignment for a film lover + writer. @ us or get in touch if you’d like to hear more. http://ow.ly/2woKE

  5. Three great places to buy creative gifts (and give to a good cause at the same time): http://bit.ly/8lSWI3

  6. Thanks for putting us on the Park Slope 100 List Louise! Nice to be there w/ @effedparkslope + @Brokelyn! http://bit.ly/8e3Cmn

  7. Looking for a hair stylist who does weddings and special events. Send ‘em our way!

  8. Spots left for 11 teams at Union Hall Bocce Bailout on Dec 30! Winner gets 300 bucks (to pay for all those gifts!) http://ow.ly/Oik2

  9. Snowball fight outside or hot coccoa inside today?

  10. Great holiday treats and delicious stocking stuffers at the greenpoint food market. Kimchee butter: yes please