Drawstring waist? Check. Baggy ass? Yup, got that. Elasticized ankles? Uh huh. These J. Crew pants are a perfect storm of hideous. And they’re sold out. At $400 a pop. This is some real potlatch, vomitorium, delirious excess in the face of a dimming sun kind of shit. Photos of actual wearers, please.

Drawstring waist? Check.

Baggy ass? Yup, got that.

Elasticized ankles? Uh huh.

These J. Crew pants are a perfect storm of hideous. And they’re sold out. At $400 a pop. This is some real potlatch, vomitorium, delirious excess in the face of a dimming sun kind of shit. Photos of actual wearers, please.